Me and my little firends

It has come to my attention that it appears that I have a fixation with midgets. I've blogged about midgets, gimps, and even Oompa Loompas. Star Wars is my favorite movie franchise (jawas and ewoks), and I watched both Different Strokes and Webster in my formative years. I even met one of the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz and worked in pet shops that sold dwarf hamsters. Heck, I used to eat Dunkin Donuts' Munchkins before I discovered the Timbit. Mini pretzels somehow taste better than the real thing, and I drive a compact car. So what's the deal? Am I some kind of weirdo? Well I must be, and in a quest for self improvement, I've thought quite a bit about the topic, and I've came up with this: