Oompa Lumpas! Yes, you read that correctly. In this era of outsourcing people view hard working well educated folks in India as the threat, but they are a red herring to divert attention from the menace of indentured anthropomorphic midgets who are insourced (is that a word--hmmm, I'll have to check with Secret). Anyway, that is the only conclusion I can draw, and it's scary. Doing some math it seems that if half the urinals are for midgets, then half of the employees will soon be Oompa Loompas. I don't know how else to prepare for the onslaught besides to learn to speak Oompa Loompish and eat lots of chocolate (if the demand for chocolate rises, the demand for Oompa Loompa-labor will as well, thus negating the benefits of hiring the little fellas). For now, I'm focusing on the latter.
Don't get me wrong, I love diversity, as long as I keep my job.
**Update** It has come to my attention that there is a group looking out for the plight of abused and overworked Oompa Loompas! People for the Ethical Treatment of Oompa Loompas! PETOL
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