My pets

I have three guinea pigs and a bunny, who liven up my living room and kept me from getting too bored or lonely, but I spend most of my time with my two cats and the recently added two dogs. I can describe these four free-rangers each in one word:

retarded
pretty
neurotic
evil

What does that say about my pets? What does that say about me? Who has a neurotic dog? Can a dog be evil? What kind of lead paint did my poor kitty encounter before he came under my care? Am I shallow for describing my cat simply as pretty?